McQueen's: Fun with Daddy

Out of the mouth of Owen:

No whining sandwich, I'm gonna eat you!

After just putting my hair up in a ponytail he shakes his head and says, "No pony rides mama".

After he stinkers he says "Did you hear that?"

I offered Owen a bite of my peanut butter and honey toast and he said "Oh gross Mama! Put jam on that right now!"

There's a clown downstairs putting my toys away.

While patting my cheeks he said, "I'm tired of this sweetie". I had just finished telling him not to do something.

"You go to bed!"

"Go to timeout!"

"I'm gonna spank your bum!"